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 Topic: Pogues and Dondons Jokes onlyPosted: 09-March-2010 at 13:11 |
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Now there yiz go lads. A thread just for you and your jokes. Everyone else ( with decent jokes,) please use other Joke thread |
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BrendanFella
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Posted: 09-March-2010 at 13:13 |
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SEE, I couldn't resist.
Had to check already.....  Jazus
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joey the lips
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Posted: 09-March-2010 at 13:42 |
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You can checkout anytime u like but u can never leave
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DONDON
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Posted: 09-March-2010 at 13:44 |
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I'm telling me Mammy on yis
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joey the lips
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Posted: 09-March-2010 at 14:12 |
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Thats quite funny DonDon
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You can checkout anytime u like but u can never leave
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DONDON
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Posted: 09-March-2010 at 14:30 |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
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DONDON
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One day Tarzan, Jane and three elephants walked into a bar.
The bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?" __________________ |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
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DONDON
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Posted: 09-March-2010 at 15:57 |
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Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck. What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! Why can't Cindirela play baseball? She ran away from the ball. What does an elephant do when it breaks it's toe? It calls a toe truck! |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
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DONDON
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
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Aries
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 10:59 |
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Dondon There is a danger that some of the above may qualify for the real Joke page as they are funny Be careful............................. |
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 11:45 |
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Three pieces of string walk into a bar. One goes to order drinks and the
barman says-"We don't serve pieces of string in here". The second one goes to the bar to order drinks and the barman tells him-"We don't serve pieces of string in here". The third piece of string who is dressed like a punk, in tatters and his hair in a mess goes to the bar . The barman looks at him and asks- "Are you a piece of string?" and the piece of string says "No-I'm a frayed knot" |
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Pogue Mahoney
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A horse and a dog are sitting at a bar and the horse asks for a drink. When
he goes to the toilet the dog says to the barman "That's very unusual" and the bartender asks "What -a horse drinking Guinness?" and the dog says "No--a talking horse" OK--I admit it....I made that up 
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DONDON
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A panda walks into a bar. It asked for a burger, shoots a man at the counter, and leaves. The next day, he does the same thing.
On the 3rd day, the bartender asks the panda why he does this. The panda says, 'Look up panda in the dictionary and youll find out why.' So the bartender looks up panda in the dictionary, and what does it say? Panda: Eats shoots and leaves! |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 12:16 |
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Paddy Grove man, Paddy English and Paddy Scotch Man are at the Grove. They are all looking at Patricia Grove Girl on the dance floor with her friends Celcil starts a slow set.Paddy English Man asks her to dance She says "NO thanks" Paddy Scotch Man then asks her to dance she says" NO thanks" Paddy Grove Man is watching whats going on and then goes over and says to Her "NO thanks " Patrica Grove Girl replies "Would you like to dance" So they both dance together all night , get married and have 5 children and one of them is Chinese. Because 1 in 5 people in the world are chinese DON DON Edited by DONDON |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
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BrendanFella
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 13:07 |
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Time for a drink...
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Black Russian
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 13:20 |
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Time to Barr a few people from this site methinks
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DONDON
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 13:32 |
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That's hilarious
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 14:08 |
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Just on this, as we all know,one in five people in the world in Chinese and so it follows that in our family of five there has to be one. There's me Da,Joe,me Mam, Mary,meself,my brother Lee Wing Han and me sister Janet. If you were to ask me,I'd say it's Janet. |
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 14:39 |
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Paddy Grove Man was dancing a slow set with Janet one hung low. He said to her "Can I have the last dance with you " She replied " Your having it Paddy" |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
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Posted: 10-March-2010 at 15:54 |
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That means that there are two Chinese in our family...I think Pogue had that new eye surgery. Now let me think of which one is the other.....I vote for the eldest in the family Jimbo, cause he was the first born and then came FIVE girls before the other 5 brothers came along. Maybe the Ma n Da thought they couldn't have kids and adopted Jimbo then they started popping them out on their own. |
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Humour in life is so important. It doesn't really matter if we all laugh at different things...as long as we laugh. It makes you feel so good doesn't it?