Joke !!!

The mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my Love Dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love Dress? But you’re naked!”

“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy, and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute.” The mother-in-law, tired of all this romantic talk, left.

On the way home, she thought about the Love Dress. When she got home, she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and waited by the front door.

Finally, her husband got home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

“What are you doing?” he exclaimed.

“This is my Love Dress,” she replied.

“Needs ironing,” he said.

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Joke courtesy Derek Farrell. 😂😂

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset."

"You are a disrēspêctful pīg!" she cried.

"How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce, NOW!"

The husband calmly replied. Hang on just a minute love. At least let me tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", the wife sobbed, "but they will be the last words you say to me!"

The husband began:

"Well, as I was getting into the car at work to drive home, this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so distressed, helpless and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car."

"She was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty and told me that she hadn't eaten for three days."

"Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing ate it, ravenously."

"She was dirty. I suggested she have a shower. While showering, I noticed her Clothes were filthy and threadbare. I threw them away."

"I gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight."

"I gave her underwear, your anniversary present from me, which you don’t wear because you said I don't have good taste."

"I gave her the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t wear just to annoy her. 

"I also donated those boots you bought at an expensive boutique but don’t Wear because someone at work has the same pair."

The husband paused, took a quick breath and continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please Sir... do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?"