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    Posted: 09-March-2010 at 13:11

Now there yiz go lads.

A thread just for you and your jokes.

Everyone else ( with decent jokes,) please use other Joke thread

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BUT IT'LL PISS YOU OFF FIRST
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SEE, I couldn't resist.
Had to check already.....Jazus
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You can checkout anytime u like but u can never leave
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I'm telling me Mammy on yis
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Thats quite funny DonDon
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Humour in life is so important. It doesn't really matter if we all laugh at different things...as long as we laugh. It makes you feel so good doesn't it?

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One day Tarzan, Jane and three elephants walked into a bar.
The bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?" __________________
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Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction!

Why can't Cindirela play baseball?
She ran away from the ball.

What does an elephant do when it breaks it's toe?
It calls a toe truck!


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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

 A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".

Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck
up my backside." "...How's that?"
"Don't you start."


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Dondon

There is a danger that some of the above may qualify for the real Joke page as they are funny

Be careful.............................

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Three pieces of string walk into a bar. One goes to order drinks and the
barman says-"We don't serve pieces of string in here". The second one goes
to the bar to order drinks and the barman tells him-"We don't serve pieces
of string in here". The third piece of string who is dressed like a punk, in
tatters and his hair in a mess goes to the bar . The barman looks at him and
asks- "Are you a piece of string?" and the piece of string says "No-I'm a
frayed knot"
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A horse and a dog are sitting at a bar and the horse asks for a drink. When
he goes to the toilet the dog says to the barman "That's very unusual" and
the bartender asks "What -a horse drinking Guinness?" and the dog says
"No--a talking horse"



OK--I admit it....I made that up
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A panda walks into a bar. It asked for a burger, shoots a man at the counter, and leaves. The next day, he does the same thing.
On the 3rd day, the bartender asks the panda why he does this.
The panda says, 'Look up panda in the dictionary and youll find out why.'
So the bartender looks up panda in the dictionary, and what does it say?
Panda: Eats shoots and leaves!
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 Paddy Grove man, Paddy English and Paddy Scotch Man are at the Grove. They are all looking at Patricia Grove Girl on the dance floor with her friends 

 Celcil starts a slow set.Paddy English Man asks her to dance She says "NO thanks"

Paddy Scotch Man then asks her to dance she says" NO thanks"

Paddy Grove Man is watching whats going on and  then goes over and says to Her "NO thanks "

Patrica Grove Girl replies  "Would you like to dance"

So they both dance together all night , get married and have 5 children and one of them is Chinese. Because 1 in 5 people in the world are chinese 

DON DON 



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Time for a drink...
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Time to Barr a few people from this site methinks 
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That's hilarious
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Originally posted by DONDON DONDON wrote:

Because 1 in 5 people in the world are chinese DON DON 

Just on this, as we all know,one in five people in the world in Chinese and so it follows that in our family of five there has to be one.

There's me Da,Joe,me Mam, Mary,meself,my brother Lee Wing Han and me sister Janet.

If you were to ask me,I'd say it's Janet.

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 Paddy Grove Man was dancing a slow set with Janet one hung low.

He said to her "Can I have the last dance with you "

 She replied " Your having it Paddy"

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That means that there are two Chinese in our family...I think Pogue had that new eye surgery. Now let me think of which one is the other.....I vote for the eldest in the family Jimbo, cause he was the first born and then came FIVE girls before the other 5 brothers came along.

Maybe the Ma n Da thought they couldn't have kids and adopted Jimbo then they started popping them out on their own.

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