Joke !!!

I remember Ita a little bit - not Joan though... What did they do?

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."

Ladies:

For all those men who say,

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

Here's an update for you.....

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig....

Just to get a little sausage.

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."

Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

People don't think we're nuts do they?????

We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
-Ancient Proverb.

Lenny,whats ROFLMAO ?

And xgh, don't know 'bout the rest of you,but I think I'm nuts.

Still haven't figured out how to get the little yellow fellas into my posts.Help anyone ?

Rolo.( One Hundred and Seventy Seven)

You just right click on the one you want and hit copy, then put the cursor back in the message, click where you want him to go and do crtl and v. Or right click and paste.

Yeah Lenny you've lost me on that?

And how do you do quotes?

We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
-Ancient Proverb.

Thanks Xgh,

Not sure 'bout quotes but see the button on top right of posts,must be something to do with that.

Smile

It works.

Rolo.( One Hundred and Eighty)

How do you get a picture under your name...........

Kay Fagan

or upload a picture to somewhere on the web and then put the path in the textfield underneath. make sure the image is the correct file and pixel size.

work. the curse of the drinking classes!

-----grover 90 - 96 ish------

np*

afaik* there are hundreds of them

* no problem

** as far as i know

work. the curse of the drinking classes!

-----grover 90 - 96 ish------

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Australian Poetry Competition

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists -
a university graduate and an old aboriginal.

They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study it and
to come up with a poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'.

First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that,
they thought.

The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The aboriginal won.

Ann