Joke !!!

A kangaroo who spends too much time watching tv is called a pouch potato 😛

Wife: “Could you please go and buy one carton of milk…and if they have eggs, get 6.”

 

Short time later the husband walks in with 6 cartons of milk.

 

Wife: “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

 

Husband: “They had eggs.”

So did yiz enjoy the Dubs winning eight in a row kids?
"Yes Grandad, did you see all the subs and the 20 people in the stand goin' mad"
Ah, it wasn't always like that kids, you should have seen Croker with 82,300 supporters jammed into the stadium.
"Is that not the number of people who got Covid Grandad?"
No,no, all those people were in the stadium, all packed in like sardines.
"Yes, but a metre apart, Grandad"
No, no, it was not like that, we were all scrunched up together, people from different counties all mixing together and having the craic. The culchies would have sandwiches and flasks of tea and sometimes they would share their sandwiches with us.
"Did you sanitize your hands before swapping the sandwiches?"
No, nothing like that, and when the game was over we all shook hands with everyone around us, and hugged any other Dubs near us.
"But you were all in the same bubble Grandad"
Ah stop now, and after the game we would head to Meagher's or Gaffney's or Kavanagh's to meet up with everyone.
"Were they friends of yours Grandad"?
No they were pubs.
"What's a pub Grandad?"
Ah God, they were places you would meet your friends and have a few pints together.
"Is that the old imperial measure Grandad? could you not just buy some cans?"
Ah, but in a pub you could get a pint of draught Guinness.
"What do you mean by draught Grandad?"
Well, the draught Guinness was pulled from a big barrell and it took a few minutes to settle, and when it was ready it was black with a good creamy head, and every mouthful you took left a creamy ring inside the glass and it tasted like...like...like...well it was like...ah no
"Granny, I think Grandad is crying"

A man walks into a hardware store, picks up a can of fly spay and asks the assistant –"Is this any good for wasps?"- The assistant replied –"No, it kills them"

Ah the DON DON jokes are back. 😂😂😂

Thank God we'll have a new batch soon with the Christmas crackers !

Who was Santa's favourite singer?

Edited by Pogue Mahoney - 25-December-2020 at 11:38

Lol Pogue 😂😂

Great comment Gerry 😂😂😂

Pat!