Joke !!!

Thanks Pat
who's still round.
Is Rolo and the rest of the gang.
Has pogue been knighted by the Queen


   

Gerry, some of the old crew still here.

You'll meet them all again in due course.

And I copped the Don Don name reversal.

Still have a few brain cells left after all the years.

Sincere welcome back.



Edited by Biker Pat - 28-June-2019 at 16:22

Who would have thought that 50 years after the first American landed on the moon that the first African would land in a garden in Clapham, UK. 😂

Pat

I'm going to fight for the rights of podium makers, because that's something I can really stand behind

Jesus must really have been one of the first truly confused people from a dysfunctional family.

I mean his mother was a virgin and Joseph was his "father" so as a kid he must have asked some very interesting questions.

And in this case the mother couldn't use the traditional answer "go ask your father" and if he went to his father he couldn't say "go ask your mother".

No wonder he f**ked off to India when he was 13 to set up a hippy camp and didn't return till he was 33 or something.

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

"Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.

“Yes, just like you said, doc.”

“And is the bronchitis gone now?”

“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”

Two men talking on a bus:

“I’ve been riding this bus to work for 15 years now.”
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“Lord Almighty, where did you get on?!”

An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."