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Chris Rooney 
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 Posted: 09-March-2019 at 12:38 |
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Why do the Moulin Rouge dancers kick their legs so high?
Because they CAN CAN! I'll get me coat! |
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Lovely cushioned header, for Gerrard!!!! Oooooooooooh you beauty! What a hit son, what a hit!!!!
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Rahenyrhythm
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 13:01 |
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Lol Chris, you've lowered yourself to our level pretty damn quick ! !!
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One of its legs is both the same
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 14:33 |
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HAR! I think Chris set the level a long time ago...great to see his jokes are not getting any better.
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 14:35 |
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This might have been a Chris joke from way back:
Where do ants go on their holidays? Frants |
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Chris Rooney
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 16:17 |
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Nice to know I was missed!
My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she fancied a roger. It was only when I had my trousers around my ankles that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room! |
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Lovely cushioned header, for Gerrard!!!! Oooooooooooh you beauty! What a hit son, what a hit!!!!
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Biker Pat
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 17:27 |
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Lol 😂😂😂
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May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975 |
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 18:15 |
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They held a lookalike competition in China
Everybody won |
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Rahenyrhythm
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 19:07 |
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Poguey!
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One of its legs is both the same
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 20:24 |
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What were Adam's first words to Eve?
"You better stand back, I'm not sure how big this thing is going to get."
Edited by Pogue Mahoney - 09-March-2019 at 20:28 |
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Rahenyrhythm
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 21:11 |
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... And what size was the snake, I wonder ?!!!!!
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 22:38 |
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Speaking from personal experience, it was probably a big disappointment to Eve
...mine is 12" long, but I seldom use it as a rule
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Rahenyrhythm
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Posted: 09-March-2019 at 22:41 |
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Lol Poguey - I got around all those potentially embarrassing issues by never - ever - going out with girls called Eve - just in case !!! It worked too!!!
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 07-April-2019 at 11:45 |
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This just came to me now.
10 Downing Street should be renamed 10 Drowning Street. |
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Posted: 07-April-2019 at 11:49 |
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Lol, nice one Pat
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Posted: 28-June-2019 at 15:24 |
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
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Posted: 28-June-2019 at 15:26 |
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What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat. |
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Posted: 28-June-2019 at 15:27 |
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
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Posted: 28-June-2019 at 15:36 |
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What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison! |
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Posted: 28-June-2019 at 15:41 |
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What did the horse say after it tripped?
“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” What did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs! What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey. Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs? ‘Cause the cow’s got the udder! Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents! |
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 28-June-2019 at 15:48 |
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don Don errrrrrr Nod Nod the usual great jokes. Great stuff and great to see you back. |
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