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A flea in Omar Shariff's moustache was bored, and phoned the flea agency telling them that he wanted another posting. The Flea Agency arranged for him to be moved to Raquel Welch's minge. Two days later the flea contacted the Agency complaining that he was back in Omar Shariff's moustache

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Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03-February-2017 at 15:37
	A flea in Omar Shariff's moustache was bored, and phoned the flea agency telling them that he wanted another posting. The Flea Agency arranged for him to be moved to Raquel Welch's minge. Two days later the flea contacted the Agency complaining that he was back in Omar Shariff's moustache

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Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03-February-2017 at 15:36
	Whats brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03-February-2017 at 15:33
	Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel." Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?" The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your b@lls red and the other blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of b@lls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03-February-2017 at 15:31
	What's a Welsh letter? A French letter with a ' leek ' in it

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03-February-2017 at 15:31
	Why do the French police have Roman numerals on their helmets?..................................because they would like silly with French letters!

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03-February-2017 at 15:30
	One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-January-2017 at 14:18
	What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an investigator

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:45
	A Glaswegian was getting dressed on the morning of his wedding. He has had a kilt specially made. He puts it on and his best man says, " What's the tartan?" " She's wearing white"

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:43
	A black athlete was shot shot dead by a starting pistol..........police say it was definitely race related.

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:39
	I used to think an ocean of soda existed, but it was just a Fanta sea.

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:38
	What's blue and white and can't climb trees? A fridge in a denim jacket

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:35
	On the subject of tips... My mate told me to put all my money on a horse called Landfill.. it turned out to be a rubbish tip.

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:29
	One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:28
	During a spell in prison a well know pop star was interviewed by the govenor after he was found to be hiding contraband chocolate up his backside: He claimed it was just a careless Wispa!

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:27
	went fishing in the River liffey estuary yesterday. I caught a huge fish and when I tried to remove the hook I found it had a syringe in its mouth. Turns out it was a drug 'addock!

Don Don Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member 74 78 Joined: 05-November-2010 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 470	Post Options Post Reply Quote Don Don Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 26-January-2017 at 17:24
	'My wife went on a girlie trip to Hawaii and came back with a tattoo!' 'Honolulu?' 'No, on her ankle, actually...

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22-December-2016 at 14:58


Biker Pat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 72-75 Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti Status: Offline Points: 38081	Post Options Post Reply Quote Biker Pat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22-December-2016 at 14:07
	A wife said to her husband, 'You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.' He said, 'What do you expect? You're in a wheelchair.'
	May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975

Biker Pat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 72-75 Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti Status: Offline Points: 38081	Post Options Post Reply Quote Biker Pat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 19-December-2016 at 20:55
	A quote from Zsa Zsa Gabor . "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
	May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975

Biker Pat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 72-75 Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti Status: Offline Points: 38081	Post Options Post Reply Quote Biker Pat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13-December-2016 at 19:09
	Six Irish men were playing poker when one of them played a bad hand and died. The rest drew straws to see who would tell his wife. One man draws the shortest straw and goes to his friend’s house to tell the wife. The man says to her, “Your husband lost some money in the poker game and is afraid to come home.” The wife says, “Tell him to drop dead!” The man responds, “I’ll go tell him.”
	May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975