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Dunno Joey, this just in from breaking news.ie

Cork Players to return to Field under certain Conditions.

The continuing controversy raging in the Rebel County took on a new twist today ahead of the now in doubt first National League match scheduled for this weekend.  In a statement released just after lunchtime the Cork Senior Inter County Footballers and Hurlers have issued a statement indicating that they would retake the playing field in the red jersey if the following ten conditions were met:

1. All inter-county players receive an apology from the Cork County Board for the embarrassment caused to the People of Cork for this "Laurel & Hardy" mess.

2. That all Cork matches home and away are played in Páirc Uí Chaoimh and no away supporters allowed admission to the ground.

3. The GAA rename the Sam Maguire Cup and the Liam McCarthy Cups the Jack Lynch Cups.

4. The Kerry football team will play in the Ulster Championship instead of the Munster championship.

5. The Cork Hurling team get automatic qualification to the All-Ireland semi-final every year.

6. That the illegitimate Football Manager Ted Holland, stands up at a meeting and admits he is illegitimate (that'll show the Ba*%$rd)

7. The government declare Cork city the official Capital of Ireland.

8. All future managers of the Cork teams have to undergo rigorous Psychological Assessment & in-depth Personality Profiling to see if they are up to the job.  (This will take the form of having to spend hours locked in a room listening to Donal Og Cusack & Sean Og OHalpin, if they survive this they will be considered)

9. Each player is to get 4 packets of Walkers Cheese & Onion and 2 bottles of 7-up after each match.

10. Frank Murphy is to keep his job if he desists with the embarrassing comb-over.


Labour Relations Chief Executive Kieran Mulvey commented that "these demands seemed reasonable but that the only sticking point could be Frank Murphy's hair".

On a more serious note, throw in on Sunday Afternoon is 2.30

Thanks Joey, that's what I told the kids on Saturday. This league is a huge step up for us so it will be interesting.

Agree about Ger, he has been top class in the last two years for Vins and fully deserved his run with Dublin last year. Just wondering that if ye manage to beat Cross, that will mean he won't be available until near the end of March. Might be too late to establish himself for the Championship at that stage.

Not sure I'm in favour of the club pulling the lads out to tell the truth. Really going to cost us on Sunday against Antrim with Fallon missing.

Wondering what ya thought of our " performance " against Westmeath Joey.

Really showed us how much we need Berno and Alan Brogan in the forward line to get anything going at all.

Beginning to think that Vaughan thinks that he is there to kick frees and 45s and nothing else.

Ver

heading there on Friday morning

Blondie wrote: It  is a 7 oclock kisck off isnt it ????/

Nah J, it's a Seven O'Clock........... " Throw in "................Jeez .

We had our Under 12s out in Castleknock this morning, first year and first game in the "A" Division for us.

All that I will say is that we have a lot of work to do.

Blondie wrote: joey the lips wrote:  7 is correct Blondie ,and like u i am looking forward to the game ,looks like we could be in for a very Shi-ty night weather wise ,winter woollies will be the order of the day,and  a hot whiskey before and after to keep the nip at bay Tx Joey will wrap up warm thermals order of the day. Not sure P think they are tenner

Enjoy the game

Be warned it is snowing here in Tralee hope it's not on its way to you

joey the lips wrote:  7 is correct Blondie ,and like u i am looking forward to the game ,looks like we could be in for a very Shi-ty night weather wise ,winter woollies will be the order of the day,and  a hot whiskey before and after to keep the nip at bay

Tx Joey will wrap up warm thermals order of the day.

Not sure P think they are tenner