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 Posted: 09-March-2006 at 09:23 |
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........." Respect " sez Cecil, " sure you lot wouldn't know the meaning of the word , there yiz all were every Saturday and Sunday night, Cecil will ya play this,Cecil will ya play that, Cecil will ya play the other...........Jesus Christ, why do yiz think we stopped the bleedin' Grove in 1997 or whenever. Bingo,got it in one,I was getting a right pain in me arse with the whole lot of yiz ..." At this point Billy Gibbons is revving the engine of the Top Mobile, Diana and Sarah have disposed of most of their clothes and have sprawled themselves across the bonnet in true ZZ fashion, Billy and Frank are just getting into the back seat when Daniel's Mammy comes legging it outta the Convent. " Bingo, did someone say Bingo ? " she asks in a shrill voice, " Two Fat Ladies 88, Clickety Click,66 " she continues. " Now you listen here Ma'am " drawls Dusty laciviously " why don't you just forget 'bout that there Bingo and................ |
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eejit91
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Posted: 09-March-2006 at 09:30 |
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go off there with Daniel as I heard he's playing a gig in Columbus Ohio... and he never goes anywhere without his Mammy.... ah Mammy..... and the twenty other owl wans that follow him... So now the door closes and their on their way to Dublin....
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"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."
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xgrovehead
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Posted: 13-March-2006 at 07:43 |
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To go to the next Grove Reunion - Easter Sunday, April 16th in the Shieling Hotel. Be there or you'll be sorry.
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We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
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Rolo
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Posted: 13-March-2006 at 08:17 |
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And they all lived happily ever after...................
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Blondie
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Posted: 13-March-2006 at 08:59 |
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Well just wanted to thank you all for a very entertaining lunch hour !!! Think you have missecd your vocations as best selling authors in fantasy realm naturally More stories please
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xgrovehead
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Posted: 13-March-2006 at 09:12 |
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Why thank you Blondie! Why don't you have a crack at starting one yourself? We'll all join in.
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Rolo
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Posted: 13-March-2006 at 10:56 |
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Hear Hear Xgh, See we need someone new to get the ball rolling this time,else it'll be same ole,same ole................ Rolo. |
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Blondie
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Posted: 14-March-2006 at 08:39 |
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Am only a "newbie" still finding my way around the site . Have spent my last couple of lunch hours on reading old posts etc great site !
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Blondie
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eejit91
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Posted: 14-March-2006 at 08:42 |
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Blondie it's all pressure now! all you have to do is pick two things and it will spin off from there. Like in the last story princess and tights... it's all yours now.
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Posted: 14-March-2006 at 19:13 |
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Hiya Blondie, Nice to meet you. We are all harmless here and up for a natter, a moan, a sl*gging and many laughs. So don't be shy and have a go at the story. |
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Never Again on a school night! Famous last words
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Rolo
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Posted: 14-March-2006 at 20:05 |
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Right lads,seeing as no one has started this......................... " Wonder will the lads still recognise me " thought the old git,( let's call him Eddie ) as the ferry cruised slowly up the Mersey ". " After all,it's been at least twenty years since I've been in Liverpool,maybe they're all dead by now,or worse again,maybe they're all married............." As the sailors tied the ship to the dock, Eddie reflected on his long exile. If only he hadn't............... Edited by Rolo |
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 08:23 |
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left Agnes all those years ago bare foot and pregnant... he wondered what age his child would be or were there more than one - perhaps she even had twins or dare he think of it triplets..... Sure the way he wondered around aimlessly there could be sprogs everywhere....just then.... |
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 09:12 |
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He remembered why he'd left Liverpool in the first place, reconsidered his decision, disembarked, got a taxi to the airport and fecked off back to where he'd come from.
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sorry lads - couldn't help myself. |
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 09:27 |
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Deadly Xgh, only problem you've gotta start the new one now Rolo. |
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 09:39 |
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There was once this woman (lets call her xgh) and she had a job and work was piling up and she kept getting distracted with this feckin websh*te. And she knew in the back of her mind she was on a slippery slope but she couldn't help it she had to keep logging on and then one day...........
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 09:43 |
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..............back last November,she discovered that she wasn't alone in this sad addiction,that there were actually others out there of a similar mind.,there was................ Feck this Xgh,this could get out of hand altogether ( and it's starting to sound like one of Noodles' songs.) The End. Edited by Rolo |
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 11:05 |
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Come on Blondie - start us off. Or you Killian (but keep it clean if you can!). |
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 11:25 |
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She lays in bed... all night she was tossing and turning, every time she closed her eyes he would come into her mind.... What would she do, after all it was just a one night fling! Her hubby moaned then turned his back to her and farted! "Jezz Edward did you have to do that" says she and....
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 11:31 |
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............wagged her wooden leg. Morning dawned slowly,she'd not slept a wink for thinking about that one night.Her mind drifted again,there they were,just her and.......... |
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Posted: 15-March-2006 at 11:34 |
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Long John Silver, lying side by side, limb entwined, comparing Peg legs when all of a sudden they heard a funny noise................
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