The Story

...with his Mammy.

So...........time for a quick recap.

There's the new Teashock,Mr.O'Donnell.There's the two ex Presidents,De Valera and Liam Cosgrave,there's Diana,Sarah and the two oul wans ,there's Philo,Freddie,Barry Gibb and of course Delores who by now has had to reject the advances of all the pop stars,both living and dead.................let's see have we forgotten anyone ?

Bertie ? ( no remember he's now queuing at Hatch 20 in Gardiner Street,waiting for his Sausage.)

Arriving at Daniel's ranch in the hills of Donegal,the whole gang are treated to................

...........or on any Wednesday afternoon in July for that matter.

Anyway,as the gang are settling down to their tea and scones,a loud noise can be heard coming from the direction of the self same cellar.

Dev goes to check it out,with Sarah close behind..................

Bill Clinton...being a long life fan of Danial and upon hearing the news he jetted over to Ireland in time for tea only to enter through the wrong door and find himself accosted by the tights.......

....but according to Bill he only entered the cellar thinking he would find some wine for the grand occasion...

Back up stairs the tea was going down a treat when who but Phil would light up a joint... Bill having never inhaled in his life asked for the joint to be passed to him, but sure they were all in line for a puff before the tea was over.....

Danial being the hero of many an ordinary man jumped up and started to...........

 

 Yes, where should I take you! Well be gorra who was it in the captains chair but.......

.............Magnus Magnusson.

" Welcome to Wednesday's edition of Mastermind " he says," Can we have our first contender please ? "

" You go first " whispers Dev to Liam T. " I've been dead so long that I won't be able to answer any of the questions "

" I will in me Swiss " says Liam T. and fooks off out the door of the plane.

" I've started , so I'll finish " says Magnus before he turns around and asks..........................

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...............eh, oh I know this one.........eh was it ..............eh,it's on the tip of me tongue,eh.................ah feck it it's gone, Pass.

At this stage the whistle blows and Magnus says..............

 

....presses the eject button - poor ole Magnus goes shooting out of the seat and Dev turns his attention to Jean Luc who's looking a little nervous.  "Two down" says Dev "do you want to be next?"  Jean Luc swivels in his pilots seat and reaches for an important looking button but before he touches it..................

I am ready to boldy go where no man has ever gone before....

he turns to Dev and winks at him and says...I'm gay you know and you my dear Dev are the most bucksome man I have ever set my eyes on.....come here to me and.....

In pops Phill with Bill and some bird named Gill they picked up on their way over the hill to catch up with Dev who by now has gone looking to see who next he can bore with his ideas for a...........