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But then Diane jumped up! "hold on - Barry get over here"?  If they are indeed the real thing then what the hell is Barry wearing???

The entire crowd turned and together said....."interesting"....ummmmmm

Charles jumped up holding his ear or the lack there of..... and in a very high pitched voice said "What the hell would you know, your only a blow in".....

Sarah took Diane by the hand, come on love were out of here.....

 

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...........we're off to Paris.With that they jumped into the back of a dark Mercedes and sped off into the night.
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and the tights went legging it down the road after them..

Queenie and Mrs Mercury along with Barry and the gang all headed to hell for a change...

Pulling up the airport......

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who should they see but?

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It's Freddie Mercury and he's in awful state, tears rolling down his cheeks .. Phyl goes over to him .' hey brother, what's the matter'

Freddie looks up and says ..........

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" I want to break free , I want to break free , free from these tights that are constraining me, oh oh I want to break free................"

Barry whispers,to no one in particular " You and me both mate."

Anyway,singing over, Freddie picks up his...........

 

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tissue, blows his nose and hands it to Phil saying "there honey theres something to remember me by, see ya later back up above, I'm off to catch up with some of my past pupils....

Phil just stands there, think I'll head back to Dublin!  With that the two girls jump forward, "Hey babe can we come also, Paris can wait"...

Phil with a babe on each arm....



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.....Goes off Dancing in the moonlight, it's got him in the spotlight .And it's alright!
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..........alright Dancing in the Moonlight on this long hot summer night.

Meanwhile on a high stool in a well known Dublin hostelry.............

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...who would they meet but De Valera.... upon seeing Phil with the two brits, one on each arm....... he nodded to the hit squad....

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..........who nodded back in unison as they quickly passed out through the door saying...............
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.......Ah jaysis Dev,where've you been all these years.

Do you not know that we're all friends now,sure why could you possibly want us to off these two beauties.

At this point....................

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.......Dev grabs hold of one of them and says, I thought you were the hit men for the legion of Mary.....
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...he winks and orders a pint..... there's a steady silence all around....Next thing, someone whips out their bodhran another takes out the fiddle someone else got out their thin whistle and Phil jumps up and begins to sing Whiskey in the jar..... Diane....
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..........looks around in a panic. What the hell's going on here then ?

You've Dev on the Tin Whistle,you've Liam T. on the bodhran and to cap it all,there in the middle of them all,lustily eyeing up Philo,Freddy and Barry,while lashing out Eric Bell's solo on her fiddle is...............

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......Delores Keane....she has the skirt jacked up and her lovely white fleshy leg hanging out.....all the time flickering those eyelashes at the lads.... you can see them cringing in the corner. 

In walks Bertie! Spotting the two wan's he goes straight for the bar and orders.........

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........Dev to feck off back to the Cemetary he came from and leave the running of De Party and De Country to him,'cos after all he is the..............

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bomb..... yeah say's Dev your the bomb alright - the bloody bomb waiting to go off.....
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...........down the Labour to sign on for the Sausage, 'cos unbeknown to Bertie ( who had spent the last week running after Sarah and Diana),the Government had been dissolved and he was out of a job.

And you'll never guess who the new Teashock was,only..........

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Only good old Daniel O'Donnell No one could believe it.........There he was inviting every one to his house for tea..

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