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   With that, out runs Diane screaming at the top of her lungs!!! Where the fook are my tights?
 Ye see these tights Diane says Bertie, well you can stick them up your arse! Cause I'm goin back to Dublin.... 

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eejit91 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180	Post Options Post Reply Quote eejit91 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27-February-2006 at 15:19
	With that, out runs Diane screaming at the top of her lungs!!! Where the fook are my tights? Ye see these tights Diane says Bertie, well you can stick them up your arse! Cause I'm goin back to Dublin.... Edited by eejit91
	"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."

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star Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Really Senior Member 89-92 I think so anyway! Joined: 24-July-2005 Location: Hiding from my kids! LOL Status: Offline Points: 1947	Post Options Post Reply Quote star Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27-February-2006 at 17:06
	So Bertie got into his plush bunk in his private jet and snuggled up tight and dreamt of the next issue of "t**sers Weekly" as he soared his way to Dublin again. THe End?
	Never Again on a school night! Famous last words

eejit91 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180	Post Options Post Reply Quote eejit91 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27-February-2006 at 17:23
	Well it certainly could have been the end but as we all know every royal family has a scandal to behold! Diane pulled on the tights and turned to Sarah "Come on darling lets hit the town tonight" The Queen M took Freddie's Mother by the hand and led her into the green room..... And in a faded voice you could hear her say "this fooking place has gone to hell since I left".....
	"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."

Sharon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: 23-May-2005 Location: Balbriggan formally Beaumon Status: Offline Points: 3588	Post Options Post Reply Quote Sharon Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27-February-2006 at 19:29
	Queen Mum and Freddies Mum took royal Taxi to Stringfellas little did they know the 2 wans Diana and Fergie had crept in the boot of said taxi with the magic tights in their firm grip When they arrived the Queen Mum went to boot to retrieve her dancing shoes she had left there earlier and she ......
	All I wanted was chips!!

Rolo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admin Group �79 - �85 Joined: 08-July-2005 Status: Offline Points: 9282	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rolo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27-February-2006 at 19:36
	.........nearly died again in fright,'cos there in the boot,large as life and twice as ugly was none other than........................... " You are all I want to know,you hold my heart so don't let go,My Sarah ".............. Philo,complete with Afro and Bass guitar...................

eejit91 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180	Post Options Post Reply Quote eejit91 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27-February-2006 at 20:36
	she rubbed her eyes surely not Phil but the Bee Gees! Next came: Tragedy: When the feeling's gone and you can't go on, It's tragedy. When the morning cries and you don't know why, It's hard to bear. With no one to love you, you're goin' nowhere. Tragedy: When you lose control and you got no soul, It's tragedy. When the morning cries and you don't know why, It's hard to bear. With no one beside you, you're goin' nowhere. but what was that in the background was it the magic tights.......
	"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."

Noodles Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 17-December-2005 Status: Offline Points: 199	Post Options Post Reply Quote Noodles Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 05:45
	Was it what ? Hadn't the bleedin' tights once again succeeded in escaping from Diana and managed to attach themselves unceremoniously to Barry Gibb,who to the amazement of all concerned,dropped the oul kaks and proudly displayed a pair of his own..................................... ( And there's yousa all wonderin' how he managed the falsetto for all those years) And as if that wasn't enough............... Edited by Noodles

russell Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Really Senior Member 82-85 Joined: 15-September-2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1879	Post Options Post Reply Quote russell Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 08:49
	Does'nt He only go grab hold of the queen mum and proceeds to waltz her down the sidewalk singing 'eh eh eh eh staying alive, staying alive, eh eh eh eh Staying alive .. Freddies Mum has seen too much, in a desperate attempt to save the Queens dignity she races over to tackle Barry.. That's when all hell breaks out !
	Russ

eejit91 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180	Post Options Post Reply Quote eejit91 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 08:55
	There's duckin an a diving goin all over the gaff..... Barry Gibb in now on the pavement trying to explain his predicament in a strange high pitched voice....even higher than his own high pitched voice because the tights were about 11 1/2 times too small for him and the tight elastic although magic was cutting off his circulation and he was turning a peculiar blue colour....
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xgrovehead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Die Hard Grover! 88/89 ish to 1992ish Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2107	Post Options Post Reply Quote xgrovehead Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:07
	THe fight is broken up by the Queen Mother when she notices that the peculiar shade of blue that Barry is turning is a match for her hair colour - " My word" she drones - " that is uncanny, we would dearly like to bring him back to heaven with us - he is the perfect colour to accessorise with our hair" With that Barry keels over and.....
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Rolo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admin Group �79 - �85 Joined: 08-July-2005 Status: Offline Points: 9282	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rolo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:13
	.........in comes Philo,Bass Guitar still 'strapped round his shoulders, " Is there anybody here with any Irish in them ? " he asks, " Sorry young man " replies the Queen Mum, " Nobody here but us Germans " " And us Argentinians " shouts Sarah as she climbs down off the pole having completed.......................

eejit91 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180	Post Options Post Reply Quote eejit91 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:26
	.... a fantastic Argentinian pole dance..... Diane buts in... would ya look who's at the bar... who would it be only Charles with that awful looking dike Camilla...... He strolls over, "what the fook are you looking at".... say's he to Diane. "I'll give you a shout when I find out says Diane".. with a quick whip of the tongue.....
	"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."

xgrovehead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Die Hard Grover! 88/89 ish to 1992ish Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2107	Post Options Post Reply Quote xgrovehead Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:27
	she shaves off Camilla's hair and reveals that under the blonde bouffant she has a really pointy head. Camilla screams blue murder and dives under......
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Rolo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admin Group �79 - �85 Joined: 08-July-2005 Status: Offline Points: 9282	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rolo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:31
	........Charles' left ear,which has become miraculously detached from his head and is now lying on the floor,oozing.............

eejit91 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180	Post Options Post Reply Quote eejit91 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:32
	and oozing some more..... Edited by eejit91
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xgrovehead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Die Hard Grover! 88/89 ish to 1992ish Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2107	Post Options Post Reply Quote xgrovehead Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:33
	Blue Blood at which the QM screams again - "Oh Charles you are a royal and I always suspected you were switched at birth by aliens" And as an aside Diana shouts if you think he isn't an alien you'd want to see what he keeps in his p....... (Oops bit of a cross post with Teresa There) Edited by xgrovehead
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Kay Fagan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: 28-March-2005 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 3439	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kay Fagan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:35
	.........Charles' loses his balance and falls to the ground Camilla looks on , what shall she do..........
	Kay Fagan

Rolo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admin Group �79 - �85 Joined: 08-July-2005 Status: Offline Points: 9282	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rolo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:36
	..ocket. With that,Charles reaches into his Jacket Pocket and pulls out.......

eejit91 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180	Post Options Post Reply Quote eejit91 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:40
	the real magic tights that had been passed down from generation to generation in his own family. His Great, Great, Great, Great....etc, etc, etc, Grandmother had worn those same tights before the years were numbered, and, if family legend could be believed, they had given him power to vanquish (or at least control) his feircest foes...and they seemed to "just go with everything, too!"...
	"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."

xgrovehead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Die Hard Grover! 88/89 ish to 1992ish Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2107	Post Options Post Reply Quote xgrovehead Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-February-2006 at 09:42
	the real magic tights that had never been washed over the generations as they were handed down and which by now were fairly minging, and before you could say JAck Robinson they all fell in a swoon.. Edited by xgrovehead
	We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children. -Ancient Proverb.