The Story

All right Eejit91, something like this...................

" Things weren't supposed to have ended up like this " Sarah thought to herself,as she watched Diana,her older sister, and heir to the throne of Newcompoundland being led away in chains.

Sure hadn't she only programmed the Magic Tights to fall down to her sister's ankles at a most innopportune moment for a laugh,not to detach themselves completely,wrap themselves around the Prime Minister's neck,with her sisters hands still holding onto the ends of them,which made it look to all intents and purposes that Diana was hell bent on wringing the poor man's neck.

 

Meanwhile a knock came to the door... who could that be thought Sarah?

Sarah ponders! Could this be Andrew.....? The long lost love of her life!  A scoundrel at heart but she loved the devilment in him.

The singing continued!

While curiousity is slowly getting the better of Sarah,Diana scrambles to her feet and recovers her dignity.The poor Prime Minister has finally got his breath back and is making for the door.

Sarah realises that once the smarmy git opens the door she's gonna find out the identity of the mystery crooner,whether she likes it or not.

All the while the singing continues,

" When you came in my life,you changed my world,my Sarah.........."

Tony reaches the door and swings it open.

Sarah dances out still giving it her best ONJ impression " You better shape up............"

She stops with a start,there's no one there,..............save for the poor PM legging it down the stairs.

" Diana " she calls," Come and look "

She looks good for someone who's been Brown Bread for a year or two,little blue in the face perhaps,but good nonetheless.

" Girls ",she says," I have to tell you both,this heaven place,or whatever one likes to call it,I just couldn't recommend it highly enough.Oh,the people one meets there,simply wonderful.Just look at who I've brought home for you to meet..............."

No sooner had she got the words out of her noble gob................

Opps ..how did Noodles slip in there?

Bertie Ahern with the queen Mother standing to the right side of him...  all of a sudden the tights came lashing down the stairs jumping onto Sarah and making her dance uncontrollably - she jumps forward not able to stop herself and boots the queen mother right under her chin!

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The entire place fell silent.... Everyone turns!!!!!!

Nobody seemed to notice but the tights had crept off Sarah and were on their way up Bertie's legs....

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Bertie just can't control himself as the tights take hold of his throat and squeeze out the song "I've want to break free". Freddie's mother is morto at the shameful attempt at singing her sons song by Bertie , let's go of his legs and says to him "Bertie, you've a lot done, but there's more to do to get to the calibur of my Freddie's singing!" "Why don't you use some of your daughters book money and get yourself some singing lessons son cos by the looks of things you may need to sing for your supper sooner than you think!