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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BrendanFella Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-November-2009 at 13:28
....were in love and were happy wearing womens clothing........until that awful day when.....
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..........Oates album he has somehow managed to spot among all of the magnificent plants in Verona's beautiful garden.

" How did that get there and tell me this,do you want it ? " Rolo asks DAYO.

" I can't go for that, no can do " sing DAYO and Gary in harmony as they link arms and sway slowly from side to side remembering that wonderful time many years ago when they.....................

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Aries Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-November-2009 at 08:37

...and when Gary hears that he looses interest in the ladies bags and hikes up the skirt that he is having difficulty with due to his belly size.

 

I wanna see he shouts, I wanna see, but Rolo has already made a b line for the hall and......

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote verh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-November-2009 at 00:43
the side window - Rolo wanted to know what is that thing hanging on a stand marked "Hold for Aries & BrendanFella - do not touch"......................
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DAYO Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-November-2009 at 19:22

.........Mrs Lips, who at this stage was beating Joe with her umbrella " How did I let ya talk me into getting mixed up with this lot"  between Gary wearing tights and searching womens handbags and the dung slinging in with thongs Harry Burns, ya really bring me to some lovely places, With that Rolo re loads his thong and aims over Verona's wall at......

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running out of Verona's house, clutching a handbag full of art n craft she was selling for the blind.
"I can see ye" sez she, shouting after Mary. Her eyes turned to Gary in his mini-skirt.
"nice legs" sez she to him.
"Thanks" shouts Mary, running off towards the Beachcomber, almost bumping into.............
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....Gary proceeded to adjust his mini-skirt and while he was at it decided he better remove the nail polish too before heading off to see Mary who was.......
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..really think I've turned. Better wash me face and put some cream on me bruises. With that....
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....me wearing your lipstick cause she'll......
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...handbag. "xcuse me..get your hands out of there" Jackie
snapped at Gary as she slapped his hand. "OUCH", he replied
"I was just looking to see if you had any more". "Between
you and Sharon, I'm covered in bruises..just hope Mary
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.........OOoooooooo says Gary, what flavour is that, I'll have to get Mary to get some of that, say's he, as he starts to rummage in Jackies......... 
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...lip gloss and slicks it over her mouth, " I like to wet
my lips before I ..
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......Dollier beach, says Gary and I'll give yis some of me smartie's, "I'M GAME FOR THAT" shouts Sharon as the Fagan sisters home in on the tube of smarties in Gary's pants, "LOAD AND FIRE" says Kay as Jackie takes out her.......
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....says DAYO as he is checking out all the cleavage in the place.

And then there's Aries with his tube of SMARTIES shoved down his pants...Jeez says Verona..."At least we can hope the drinks are REAL in here.

So let's all get hammered, then go for chicken n chips and maybe even go to........

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...........a second shot at the barman, who was taking way too long pouring her Bacardi.
"no cheap stuff" sez she, "i want the real thing".

"don't we all" sez a voice in the corner. "too many fake things" sez he. "I thought they were real"......................
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...Gin n Tonic...as she was removing her thong and loading up for...... 
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The lady in the corner who was dunking her dougnut in her............

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....after re loading his thong and was aiming it at ...... 
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...the local butcher who just wanted to see if it was his black pudding or dung and had no intention of aiding Verona but as it was determined to be DUNG all heads turned to look at ROLO who was....
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..........a lump of Black Puddin' came over the Car Park Wall..........

............and hit poor Malachy,the Car Park Man ( quick check back to see if we're still in HBs, yeah grand we are )  smack in the kisser.

Quick as a flash Verona is over to administer the First Aid, ably assisted by..................

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