Stories from your childhood

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Three, six,
nine the goose drank wine 

The monkey
chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line
broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a
little row boat  Clap Clap.
 My
mother told me if I was goody 

That she
would buy me a rubber dolly 

My auntie
told her, I kissed a soldier
Now she wont buy me, a rubber dolly
Did you ever ever ever
in your long legged life
See a long legged sailor with a long
legged wife
No I never ever ever in my long legged life
Saw a
long legged sailor with a long legged wife 

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Biker Pat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 72-75 Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti Status: Offline Points: 38077	Post Options Post Reply Quote Biker Pat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15-November-2013 at 15:39
	Three, six, nine the goose drank wine The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line The line broke, the monkey got choked And they all went to heaven in a little row boat Clap Clap. My mother told me if I was goody That she would buy me a rubber dolly My auntie told her, I kissed a soldier Now she wont buy me, a rubber dolly Did you ever ever ever in your long legged life See a long legged sailor with a long legged wife No I never ever ever in my long legged life Saw a long legged sailor with a long legged wife
	May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975

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monarch Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! Oldest Grover 67-72? Joined: 24-December-2006 Status: Offline Points: 7725	Post Options Post Reply Quote monarch Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13-January-2014 at 13:57
	"Press the button pull the break down comes a (long)chocolate cake"
	There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in

Biker Pat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 72-75 Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti Status: Offline Points: 38077	Post Options Post Reply Quote Biker Pat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 14-January-2014 at 17:20
	The music to Greelsleaves would lighten up every kids face on the road because here comes Mr Whippy. Dash off home to the Ma to get money for a 99.
	May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975

monarch Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! Oldest Grover 67-72? Joined: 24-December-2006 Status: Offline Points: 7725	Post Options Post Reply Quote monarch Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-January-2014 at 13:26
	Anyone remember when Duvets were known as Eider Downs ? .
	There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-January-2014 at 14:15
	Did you know they were called eiderdowns because originally they were filled with the breast down of the female eider duck?....true

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-January-2014 at 14:17
	How do you get down from an elephant? You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck.

Biker Pat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 72-75 Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti Status: Offline Points: 38077	Post Options Post Reply Quote Biker Pat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-January-2014 at 16:31
	Pogue, what on earth have the above got to do with "stories from you childhood"? They should be in the Pogue/Dondon joke thread
	May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-January-2014 at 18:40
	They are jokes from my childhood Edited by Pogue Mahoney - 28-January-2014 at 18:51

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-January-2014 at 18:49
	Remember cap guns and bangers...the little rockets you threw at the ground. Remember when your father came home from work swinging his club around the cave and it would be all- "UGH! Get me my dinner an UGH!"-"Who does that pterodactyl think he is sitting on my rock?"

Biker Pat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 72-75 Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti Status: Offline Points: 38077	Post Options Post Reply Quote Biker Pat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 28-January-2014 at 19:00
	Go ahead Pogue. I love it.
	May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975

monarch Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! Oldest Grover 67-72? Joined: 24-December-2006 Status: Offline Points: 7725	Post Options Post Reply Quote monarch Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04-February-2014 at 14:29
	Anyone remember these . Edited by monarch - 04-February-2014 at 14:33
	There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Posted: 04-February-2014 at 15:12
	Ahhh Airfix...many a rainy day was spent assembling those things. I can still smell the glue. I think kids started sniffing it for fun back in the 70s.

Vinyl Junkie Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group 79-86 (roughly) Joined: 18-August-2006 Location: Skerries, Dublin Status: Offline Points: 14121	Post Options Post Reply Quote Vinyl Junkie Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Posted: 04-February-2014 at 16:29
	The amount of times I built one of those things and then realised, after I had put the "glass" on the cockpit that I had forgotten to put the little plastic pilot inside the plane.....
	TPFKAB (The Poster Formerly Known As Brunswick).

Biker Pat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 72-75 Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti Status: Offline Points: 38077	Post Options Post Reply Quote Biker Pat Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Posted: 04-February-2014 at 17:06
	I remember them well but never tried to make one. Never had the patience. My brother was great at making them. Hey Mel, that was a real bummer.
	May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04-February-2014 at 19:26
	The trick was to make them in 15 minutes before the glue hardened in the tube.

monarch Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! Oldest Grover 67-72? Joined: 24-December-2006 Status: Offline Points: 7725	Post Options Post Reply Quote monarch Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05-February-2014 at 00:15
	We used to stick a pin in the top of the tube to prevent the air getting at the glue and hardening it .
	There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05-February-2014 at 13:33
	Pins? PINS?...you are lucky. We couldn't afford pins

Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05-February-2014 at 13:37
	Try to give akid one of these today.... .

joey the lips Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I spend too much time here!!! 1979 -1983 Joined: 30-October-2007 Status: Offline Points: 9532	Post Options Post Reply Quote joey the lips Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05-February-2014 at 14:14
	never mind pins ,couldnt afford Airfixs , As for that gun ,one of my best pressie of Santa ,a double holster set and a winchester riffle , My brother got a wheelbarrow of santa once ,but he could not touch it for days ,,,as santa had just painted it
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Pogue Mahoney Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List I have no life! 68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274	Post Options Post Reply Quote Pogue Mahoney Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05-February-2014 at 18:14
	Joey's brother goes to the building site foreman-" This wheelbarrow keeps going Squeak!----------Squeak------------------Squeak! The foreman says-"Get off this building site. You are fired". Joey's brother says -"For complaining about my wheelbarrow?" The foreman says- "It should be going Squeak!-Squeak!-Squeak!Squeak!-Squeak!-Squeak!"