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My Scottish Aunt used to say, if you ate too fast or cleaned your plate _" Well, he certainly made that look silly"Approve


Never heard the "...comer" expression RR?



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-July-2018 at 20:26
Ok Poguey ... Maybe Annette/sisters misheard it ... Or Madge ... Never heard it before or since anyway ...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Pogue Mahoney Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-July-2018 at 21:51
I like some of the oldies:

He thinks he's the bees knees

Look at Lord Muck over there

You think you're great but you're not

When they were handing out noses he got in the wrong line.

Who died and made you boss?

That fella has rubber lined pockets so he can steal soup.

Go away!-You should be shot with a ball of your own sh*te.


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Your mother is so fat that she has other fat people orbiting around her.

I wouldn't ride her into battle.



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Lol - I like that last one Pogue ... Not a saying exactly, but mate of mine, a fireman, had a guy worked with him; every time the guy come into work after a night out he'd say he got off with some wan and "...I tore the side off her ..." . I mean, the meaning was clear enough, but the thing about "tore the side off her. " ... they could never figure what exactly that was meant to convey (apart from the obvious that is)???

Anyway, we were talking about Scottish Issy Emeney a while back, this next doesn't have dancing in it, but some banjo/guitar stuff that I really quite like, despite myself ... This is "bad Mary", and some thing whose name I forget. Anyway, seewhatyathink https://youtu.be/i7gD3XBeLk8
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Lol... Mean Mary, with Blazing ...
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And ... "Who pissed in your chips" I like ...
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Also, of course (prior to "tearing the side out of her"):

Would you put a saddle on her...
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Nostalgia ain't what it used to be !
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She's so ugly the tide wouldn't take her out.
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She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp !
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If I were you I'd wish I was me.
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If a gumboil could boil oil, how much oil could a gumboil boil, if a gumboil could boil oil!
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Don't leave for tomorrow what can be done today.
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"Man is the only animal on earth that blushes, or needs to".

Mark Twain
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A penny saved is a penny earned.
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"

Napoleon Bonaparte
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I like the Napolean quote, Pat. One I've just come across:

Your value does not decrease based on someone's inability to appreciate your work.
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"Onwards and sideways" - by me.

I always think "onwards and upwards" is a bit optimistic, and probably involves a lot of hard work! At my age I think "onwards and sideways" is much more achievable...

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