The Grove Social Club Homepage
Forum Home Forum Home > Non Grove Related Stuff > Off Topic Forum
  New Posts New Posts
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Register Register  Login Login


Interesting quotes
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 2425262728 41>
Author
Message Reverse Sort Order
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-July-2018 at 19:03
"... As the bishop said to the actress..." (Or the other way round, as appropriate)

You can put that phrase at the end of nearly any sentence, and it adds a whole new world of meaning ...

One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Sponsored Links


Back to Top
Pogue Mahoney View Drop Down
I have no life!
I have no life!
Avatar
68-71

Joined: 08-February-2006
Location: Islets of Langerheads
Status: Offline
Points: 5274 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Pogue Mahoney Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-July-2018 at 19:03

We learn from experience that man never learns anything from experience.
–George Bernard Shaw
Back to Top
Pogue Mahoney View Drop Down
I have no life!
I have no life!
Avatar
68-71

Joined: 08-February-2006
Location: Islets of Langerheads
Status: Offline
Points: 5274 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Pogue Mahoney Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-July-2018 at 18:58
"Ah, Nothing like the clean thing", as your mother said when she flipped the bed sheet over.
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-July-2018 at 18:12
Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-July-2018 at 17:36
HA! Good one Poguey
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Pogue Mahoney View Drop Down
I have no life!
I have no life!
Avatar
68-71

Joined: 08-February-2006
Location: Islets of Langerheads
Status: Offline
Points: 5274 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Pogue Mahoney Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-July-2018 at 15:32
Maybe that's where your friend's comment on women originated?  hehehLOL
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-July-2018 at 11:10
"Onwards and sideways" - by me.

I always think "onwards and upwards" is a bit optimistic, and probably involves a lot of hard work! At my age I think "onwards and sideways" is much more achievable...
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-July-2018 at 14:46
I like the Napolean quote, Pat. One I've just come across:

Your value does not decrease based on someone's inability to appreciate your work.
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Biker Pat View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar
72-75

Joined: 26-April-2005
Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti
Status: Offline
Points: 38085 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Biker Pat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27-July-2018 at 14:22
"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"

Napoleon Bonaparte
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975
Back to Top
Biker Pat View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar
72-75

Joined: 26-April-2005
Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti
Status: Offline
Points: 38085 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Biker Pat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 19:00
A penny saved is a penny earned.
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975
Back to Top
Biker Pat View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar
72-75

Joined: 26-April-2005
Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti
Status: Offline
Points: 38085 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Biker Pat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 14:35
"Man is the only animal on earth that blushes, or needs to".

Mark Twain
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975
Back to Top
Biker Pat View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar
72-75

Joined: 26-April-2005
Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti
Status: Offline
Points: 38085 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Biker Pat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 14:27
Don't leave for tomorrow what can be done today.
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 13:33
If a gumboil could boil oil, how much oil could a gumboil boil, if a gumboil could boil oil!
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Biker Pat View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar
72-75

Joined: 26-April-2005
Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti
Status: Offline
Points: 38085 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Biker Pat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 13:29
If I were you I'd wish I was me.
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975
Back to Top
Biker Pat View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar
72-75

Joined: 26-April-2005
Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti
Status: Offline
Points: 38085 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Biker Pat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 13:11
She has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp !
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 13:04
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Biker Pat View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar
72-75

Joined: 26-April-2005
Location: Swords, Co Dublin (ex Celti
Status: Offline
Points: 38085 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Biker Pat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 10:23
She's so ugly the tide wouldn't take her out.
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 09:47
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be !
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26-July-2018 at 08:50
Also, of course (prior to "tearing the side out of her"):

Would you put a saddle on her...
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
Rahenyrhythm View Drop Down
I spend too much time here!!!
I spend too much time here!!!
Avatar

Joined: 02-May-2018
Location: Stradbally
Status: Offline
Points: 15287 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rahenyrhythm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-July-2018 at 22:53
And ... "Who pissed in your chips" I like ...
One of its legs is both the same
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 2425262728 41>

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.05
Copyright ©2001-2022 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.305 seconds.