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    Posted: 18-December-2005 at 14:22

Hi All,

My first sticky topic - yay.

What the hell is going to be number one this year?  I hear something about the Pussycat Dolls, are they the ones with that ditty that sounds like its been inspired by his Purpleness "If I was your girlfriend"??  Oh the innocence of Boney M, Jennifer Rush and Frankie Goes to Hollywood eh??  WHat ever happened to Christmas No 1's that had something to do with Christmas.
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Hear ya loud and clear Xgh,

Unfortunately the bookies reckon the winner of the X Factor, Shayne Ward is gonna be No.1 with a load of drivel called  " It's my Goal " or something.

( Adds hastily........,so I am informed by very knowledgable 12 year old,swear.)

Teresa,the X Factor's like American Idol where they run a competition to find a " star " and give the winner a ridiculous recording contract etc.

Anyway,who am I to argue with the bookies ?

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heard it this morning, and i personally think its cr@p when some unkown, sings a fairly rubbish song (imho) and gets to number 1 at christmas because simmon cowell said so!
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Ye was looking at the X factor on Saturday and thought it was cr*p

 
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Never even heard of it!  But by the sounds of things I'm not missing much.
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Hi everyone, think this might be the Christmas No. One better than all the other crap.

I dreamt I hit the Grove last night
But t'was on the Internet
As I stood there looking all around
You'll never guess just who I met
No,You'll never guess just who I met.
There's Ann the Artist,miles away 
Out in the Carribean
Says I to Ann "Remember John "
Says she " I know just who you mean "
Oh " I know just who you mean "
Then there's Pat on his big bike
The Daddy of the band
He's not 'round much at all these days
Sure,once a week is grand
Sure,once a week is grand
It's five am and here comes Lenny
With his terrible disease
Hope it's gone 'fore he's thirteen
We beg ya Santa,please
Oh we beg ya Santa,please
See Lenny's our computer wiz
All gigs and mega bytes
When we go to Teresa's Party
He'll organise the flights
He'll organise the flights
Mornin' Eejit, how you doing ?
And how are those rear ends ?
You just can't keep away,can you ?
From posting to your friends
From posting to your friends
We've just about forgiven you
For that nasty little shock
When we all logged on that morning
To the message from the Doc
To the message from the Doc
I'd not seen Mollykate for years
Didn't know just where she was
Then in the middle of the night
A PM comes from Oz
A PM comes from Oz
Now,Xgh our Clontarf girl
You're proving quite a task
Next time you're in Harry Byrnes
All you gotta do is ask
Yes,all you gotta do is ask
But why've you got two verses ?
In this Chistmas song
Let's hope that you don't strangle me
With your Nasty little Thong
With your Nasty little Thong
Stevie, you're from round our way
But didn't know you way back then
Did you ever solve the mystery
Of your four wise men.
Of your four wise men.
Don't look now but here comes Kay
Back from New York,very tired
Kay,don't bother turning up for work
I heard you've just been fired.
I heard you've just been fired.
So you'd better win that Lotto quick
Get back that lucky feeling
Cos you swore you'd fly Teresa home
And bring her to the Shieling
And bring her to the Shieling
Ah Sharon dear,what can I say
That won't get on your wick
I mean,we wouldn't like to piss you off
So I'll not give you no stick
No,I'll not give you no stick
No sorry Shaz,that just won't work
Cos you just can't stop playing games
Just who else could ever think of
Handing out those Porn Star Names
Handing out those Porn Star Names
So now then Russell all the best
As you head off on your trip
Don't bother going to Katmandu
I've heard it's quite a kip.
Yes,I've heard it's quite a kip.
It seems you're into the Red Wine 
Merlot and Shiraz
Let's hope you get to share a bottle
With Teresa and with Shaz.
With Teresa and with Shaz.
And now here's Jackie,what to say ?
That won't sound full of cheek
Wouldn't want to scare her off
She's been here just a week
She's just been here a week.
Now look there's Rolo over there
He thinks that he's going mad
But looking at the rest of you
He's really not that bad
No, he's really not that bad.
Cos if you need a mystery solved
Or you've lost your garden gnomes
Just log onto the Forum
and ask for Rolo Sherlock Holmes
and ask for Rolo Sherlock Holmes
But who's that blonde babe over there
All high heels and busty
Now don’t get too excited lads
Cos she's hanging outta Crusty
Yes,she's hanging outta Crusty.
Ah Cecil mate,where have you been
For these past eight years
Just to hear you playing again
It's music to our ears
It's music to our ears
So boys and girls all from the Grove
To have met you all's been cool
Even if me mates all think
That I'm a bleedin fool

They think that I'm a bleedin fool.

(c) 19th December,2005 Noodles.
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award for best first post goes to noodles!! wel done man!
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I know isn't it good?  Who the hell is noodles?
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Jeez Lads,LOLLOL

That's only magic.

Right Sherlock, sort this one out then. ( Whispers to himself )

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Originally posted by Noodles Noodles wrote:

Hi everyone, think this might be the Christmas No. One better than all the other crap.

I dreamt I hit the Grove last night
But t'was on the Internet
As I stood there looking all around
You'll never guess just who I met
No,You'll never guess just who I met.
There's Ann the Artist,miles away 
Out in the Carribean
Says I to Ann "Remember John "
Says she " I know just who you mean "
Oh " I know just who you mean "
Then there's Pat on his big bike
The Daddy of the band
He's not 'round much at all these days
Sure,once a week is grand
Sure,once a week is grand
It's five am and here comes Lenny
With his terrible disease
Hope it's gone 'fore he's thirteen
We beg ya Santa,please
Oh we beg ya Santa,please
See Lenny's our computer wiz
All gigs and mega bytes
When we go to Teresa's Party
He'll organise the flights
He'll organise the flights
Mornin' Eejit, how you doing ?
And how are those rear ends ?
You just can't keep away,can you ?
From posting to your friends
From posting to your friends
We've just about forgiven you
For that nasty little shock
When we all logged on that morning
To the message from the Doc
To the message from the Doc
I'd not seen Mollykate for years
Didn't know just where she was
Then in the middle of the night
A PM comes from Oz
A PM comes from Oz
Now,Xgh our Clontarf girl
You're proving quite a task
Next time you're in Harry Byrnes
All you gotta do is ask
Yes,all you gotta do is ask
But why've you got two verses ?
In this Chistmas song
Let's hope that you don't strangle me
With your Nasty little Thong
With your Nasty little Thong
Stevie, you're from round our way
But didn't know you way back then
Did you ever solve the mystery
Of your four wise men.
Of your four wise men.
Don't look now but here comes Kay
Back from New York,very tired
Kay,don't bother turning up for work
I heard you've just been fired.
I heard you've just been fired.
So you'd better win that Lotto quick
Get back that lucky feeling
Cos you swore you'd fly Teresa home
And bring her to the Shieling
And bring her to the Shieling
Ah Sharon dear,what can I say
That won't get on your wick
I mean,we wouldn't like to piss you off
So I'll not give you no stick
No,I'll not give you no stick
No sorry Shaz,that just won't work
Cos you just can't stop playing games
Just who else could ever think of
Handing out those Porn Star Names
Handing out those Porn Star Names
So now then Russell all the best
As you head off on your trip
Don't bother going to Katmandu
I've heard it's quite a kip.
Yes,I've heard it's quite a kip.
It seems you're into the Red Wine 
Merlot and Shiraz
Let's hope you get to share a bottle
With Teresa and with Shaz.
With Teresa and with Shaz.
And now here's Jackie,what to say ?
That won't sound full of cheek
Wouldn't want to scare her off
She's been here just a week
She's just been here a week.
Now look there's Rolo over there
He thinks that he's going mad
But looking at the rest of you
He's really not that bad
No, he's really not that bad.
Cos if you need a mystery solved
Or you've lost your garden gnomes
Just log onto the Forum
and ask for Rolo Sherlock Holmes
and ask for Rolo Sherlock Holmes
But who's that blonde babe over there
All high heels and busty
Now don’t get too excited lads
Cos she's hanging outta Crusty
Yes,she's hanging outta Crusty.
Ah Cecil mate,where have you been
For these past eight years
Just to hear you playing again
It's music to our ears
It's music to our ears
So boys and girls all from the Grove
To have met you all's been cool
Even if me mates all think
That I'm a bleedin fool

They think that I'm a bleedin fool.

(c) 19th December,2005 Noodles.

Absolutely brill Clap

Is that to the tune of "I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night"?

 
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



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Ah Come on now Pat,

Self praise is no praise, we all know that.

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Originally posted by Rolo Rolo wrote:

Jeez Lads,LOLLOL

That's only magic.

Right Sherlock, sort this one out then. ( Whispers to himself )

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Rolo I know you write songs all the time! Noodles great name Rolo - your gone bleeden Noodles....

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Just 'cos I spoiled yours Teresa.

Anyway,like it ? ( or are you clicking the report button as we speak.)

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love it! and it's you aint it - it's very good - perhpas you could sing it to the tune of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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Course it's me..........................but he didn't act alone.

Sort that one out if you can.

Nah, Pat's right. It's Joe Hill alright.

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Who helped you - either Russ or Lenny!!!! if someone from the forum or perhaps Pat?
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oi!! I didnt help him! twasnt me :)
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All boys - where's your loyalty to your gender Teresa?  Could've been Sharon or Stevie or his new mate Star!!LOL

Or me or Kay for that matter.



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Gotta say,

The lyrics and  choice of tune,all original and my own.

For the inspiration, a fair bit of editorial comment..................  ( starts to sniffle as in the Oscars ) and the courage to post when the bottle was going.....................all down to................

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I thought the tune was Joe Hill?!!
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