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verh
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Posted: 13-June-2007 at 22:48 |
Friendship Prayer: _____________________ May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch..............Amen |
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freebird
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got to remember that one Ver
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Caroloz
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Hahaha...good one Verh. I worked with a man for years whose entire conversation was delivered through cliches and words of wisdom. Some were brilliant...I quote them to this day and live by most of them.
And then some other great sayings from the wise
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irish_mammy
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My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" |
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Lesley
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Biker Pat
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Abuse is the weapon of the coward |
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May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975 |
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Stoner
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" What goes round, comes round "
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Impotence; nature's way of saying no hard feelings!
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Biker Pat
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"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf" George Orwell |
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May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975 |
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Bluebell
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" A little nonsence now and then, is relished by the wisest of men "
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You are what you wanna be....age doesn't matter
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Stoner
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sir Winston Churchill |
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Impotence; nature's way of saying no hard feelings!
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Stoner
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Author: Bernard Meltzer |
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Impotence; nature's way of saying no hard feelings!
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Esthalon
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My Favourite Saying (though Verh's is a close second)... "May the wind at your back never be your own." |
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Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for Breakfast!
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verh
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Love all above - my fridge is going to be packed - please keep the coming. V |
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verh
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The Ingrediants of happiness is given to all But the mixing is left to Ourselves - - - V |
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verh
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CHANGE: There are only two ways to handle tense situations - You can change them or You can change the way you look at them There is Enlightenment to be had in changing the way we look at things. V |
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Black Russian
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My Mam always says this to me when I am sick and out of work or when I am pissed off "Why worry about the Job it will be still there after you go" or "You're only a number in your job" and about Money "Spend it while you can cause you can't take it with you" P |
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eejit91
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I like this one! When someone was speaking bad of someone else a friend said - ah sure you like nobody Ah he siad I do, I love all God's creatures but I just like some of them stuffed!!!! and he's one of them. |
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"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."
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irish_mammy
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One of my teachers used to say "The more you learn, the more you realise how little you know" |
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Lesley
25th June - 25th July. Get organising my nights out. Child can stay in the car. Grove 1980-1984 |
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Caroloz
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I particularly like that Ver |
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Caroloz
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Irish Mammy..she is SO right. When I knew nothing I thought I knew it all..now I know a few things - islands of knowledge in a vast sea of ignorance
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Trixie
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"Eaten bread is soon forgotten"....an oldie but a goodie! |
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