Joke !!!

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold
winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and
young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers
looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking.

"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot
together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register and placed
his order with no hesitation, and then paid for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and started
taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order
of French fries and one drink. The little old man unwrapped the plain
hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half
in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided
them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his
wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as
the man began to eat his few bites. Again, you could tell
what people around the old couple were thinking.

"That poor old couple."

As the old man began eating his French fries, a young man
stood up and walked to the old couples table. He politely
offered to buy another meal. The old man replied that they were just
fine. They were used to sharing everything. Then the
crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a
thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and
occasionally sipped some of the drink. Again, the young man came over and
begged them to let him buy them another meal. This time, the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing. As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again. After being politely refused again, he finally
asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating.

You said that you share everything. What is it that you are
waiting for?"





She answered,













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"The teeth ."

Question :

Why did the Indians bury their chief at the top of the hill,facing west ?

Answers on a postcard ..........

Guy walks into the doctor with a frog sitting on his shoulder.

Doctor asks when he first noticed anything peculiar.

Frog says " Well it all started with a boil on my bum."

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My pacemaker's gone off I'm laughing so much

Biker Pat

guy walks into the doctors and says dr, i keep having alternate recurring dreams, one night im a teepee the next night im a wigwam. the dr says you need to relax, your two ten(t)s(e)

another guy walks into the drs, and says dr, i keep singing the green green grass of home. Dr says sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. Guy says he never heard of that and asked was it common? Dr replies its not unusual........

good one rolo.

another guy goes into the drs wearing nothing but cellophane. dr says I can clearly see your nuts.......

another guy goes into the drs with a steering wheel attached to his groin. The dr says whats that, the guy replies. I dunno, but its driving me nuts.